How to "Make A CITI Page":
I don't know if you've noticed but most (if not all) of the CITI pages look the same. It is done this way to bring some order to this otherwise chaotic world that we live in.
The way that we make all of our pages look so simular is Server Side Includes (SSI). These are commands inserted in the page that the server parses, and executes. We just have SSI's at the top and bottom of the page.
How to add the SSI's and be cool:
First put the header on the page.
Now for the footer!:
Why SSI's????
Because! We change our ideas of what looks cool almost daily here. This way if honey doesnt like the color scheme and wants all the text to be hot pink, I get to change one (thats right -- one) file, and the whole site is hot pink. yay!
I DON'T UNDERSTAND / DON'T HAVE TIME (for all of this nonsense)
tell muzzle to do it!!